The funniest part of the show was when an expert pulled out the following items to describe the different types of erections:
Type 1: Tofu
Type 2: Peeled Banana
Type 3: Unpeeled Banana
Type 4: Cucumber
I'm sorry.
Hold on a minute.
Tofu?
Yup. Tofu.
Chew on that one for a while...
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So help me understand -- Elihu is curious,too: erections can look like these kinds of foods? Or they have the qualities of these kinds of foods? Or they taste like them? What did the expert say?!!! :)
did i mention that I'm coming to London? (So what kind of food best describes a flaccid penis? Tofu scramble?
Sorry. I wrote this entry a bit hastily. The foods are referring to the different levels of firmness. In other words, a guy can have an erection, but if the firmness of his erection is that of tofu or a peeled banana (incidentally, 30% of 40 year olds have a "peeled banana" on occasion), he can't do much with it.
I should ask Elihu if he knows anyone going into geriatrics, and whether or not future MDs are taught to consider STDs when obtaining medical histories of seniors.
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